Object reference not set to an instance of an object. SOX NEWS 2: Prayer to replace hospital treatment. In a surprise announcement today, UK Health minister Rev. Paedo Prayermonger announced plans to replace the National Health Service with a system based upon prayer. As of tomorrow, over one thousand hospitals will be demolished and the land sold off to help pay for government mistakes. Where each hospital once stood, a small area will be set aside for a wooden shed containing a prayer mat and a book of common prayer. Only a few private hospitals will remain open, in order to offer so called,'medical science' based alternative healing, for those who are gullible enough and still wealthy enough to afford it.